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The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #22302
The pursuit, even of the best things, ought to be calm and tranquil.
Quote #5979
There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness...
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The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me...
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I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...
Quote #28627
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
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A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and...
Quote #34009
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
Quote #27242
It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights,...