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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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I let the American people down.
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We were all born with wings. In times of doubt spread them.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Real programmers don’t write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can’t decide whether...
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The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his...
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The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client...
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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.