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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it.
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But then there’s a moment like tonight, a profound and transcendent experience, the feeling...
Quote #13502
The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond...
Quote #18206
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Quote #3714
It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker,...
Quote #21993
Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
Quote #17067
Only that which makes you feel bad after doing is immoral.
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #28913
If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy...