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What I am is good enough if I could only be it openly.
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A little pot boils easily.
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That Jim Brown. He says he isn’t Superman. What he really means is that...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
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I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...