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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
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I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat with...
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your...
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The most disadvantageous peace is better than the most just war.
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Organized crime constitutes nothing less than a guerilla war against society.
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The end of all things is near. Therefore be clear minded and self-controlled so...
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We are a people who do not want to keep much of the past...
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The true law of the race is progress and development. Whatever civilization pauses in...