Quote #23256
God is Love — I dare say. But what a mischievous devil Love is
Quote #4280
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue…...
Quote #29711
The Christian cannot be satisfied so long as any human activity is either opposed...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #31026
… I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag and to the Savior, for whose...
Quote #28824
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though...
Quote #10345
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
Quote #5042
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #15195
When we hate our enemies, we are giving them power over us: power over...