Quote #13185
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her...
Quote #5898
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to...
Quote #33875
God could cause us considerable embarrassment by revealing all the secrets of nature to...
Quote #1564
It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the...
Quote #33026
Love is not something you feel. It’s something you do.
Quote #18090
Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split the...
Quote #5164
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
Quote #26921
The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....