Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #368
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a...
Quote #8345
I know this–a man got to do what he got to do.
Quote #8908
Giving is a necessity sometimes… more urgent, indeed, than having.
Quote #31773
One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...
Quote #11548
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #16660
I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is...
Quote #26307
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Quote #8907
The only gift is a portion of thyself.
Quote #8604
There are only two types of aircraft ? fighters and targets.