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You know, my Friends, with what a brave CarouseI made a Second Marriage in...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
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Some people go to priests others to poetry I to my friends.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and...
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Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
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Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the...
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What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for...
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To err is human; to forgive, divine.