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Robert E Lee didn’t make it the first time and Jefferson Davis took the...
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
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We have met the enemy and it is us.
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Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
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Money doesn’t always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than...
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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
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The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted...
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The contemplation of truth and beauty is the proper object for which we were...
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...