Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #12154
Success is never final.
Quote #14532
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #25589
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Quote #6543
Quality is never an accident.
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #34788
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
Quote #15661
To name an object is to deprive a poem of three-fourths of its pleasure,...
Quote #28576
Not only is the universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we...
Quote #14337
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.