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The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...
Quote #25499
I never said most of the things I said.
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Within every adversity is an equal or greater opportunity.
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Play is the beginning of knowledge.
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When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the American flag.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
Quote #29379
There is no road too long to the man who advances deliberately and without...
Quote #2867
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those...
Quote #9135
My friend is one… who take me for what I am.