Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #3230
And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and...
Quote #13276
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #34006
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Quote #15511
There are no chaste minds. Minds copulate wherever they meet.
Quote #12542
All created things are impermanent. Strive on with diligence.
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #25296
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Quote #9856
George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted...