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A great obstacle to happiness is the expectation of too great a happiness.
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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You know what I say to people when I hear they?re writing an anti-war...
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You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you...
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If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
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Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and...
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Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except...
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Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid...
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People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be...