Quote #841
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #13969
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #9173
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Quote #8454
Experience becomes possible because of language.
Quote #30713
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
Quote #13176
The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a...
Quote #24284
The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #15520
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #15815
Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.