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E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #19632
In the choice between changing ones mind and proving there’s no need to do...
Quote #18912
A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something...
Quote #27467
Knowing where to lead people is not the same as convincing them to follow...
Quote #24070
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
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In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one...
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A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that...
Quote #28570
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #23892
Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, ‘I’m with you kid....