Quote #29173
I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
Quote #2181
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
Quote #26228
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #34564
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other.
Quote #17817
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be–a christian.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #7092
Innocence dwells with Wisdom, but never with Ignorance.
Quote #6942
Wisdom oft lurks beneath a tattered coat.
Quote #1104
The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
Quote #1774
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.