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I am a trial lawyer. … Matilda says that at dinner on a good...
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Deem not life a thing of consequence. For look at the yawning void of...
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If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds? worth of distance run?...
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Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.
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Report writing, like motor-car driving and love-making, is one of those activities which almost...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Life is the soul’s nursery–Its training place for the destinies of eternity.
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Those who danced where thought to be quite insane by those who could not...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to...