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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
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Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
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Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
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The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like...
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It is the contention of this observer that few homicides due to shooting could...
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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The Eagle wasn’t always the Eagle. The Eagle, before he became the Eagle, was...
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All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one...
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The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is...