Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #8333
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #7694
It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be;...
Quote #21823
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Quote #11510
Sleep… Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death….
Quote #6780
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Quote #24548
A man’s memory may almost become the art of continually varying and misrepresenting his...
Quote #15652
The parent who gets down on the floor to play with a child on...
Quote #1001
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...
Quote #33967
It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man,...