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She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me...
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The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad...
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If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if ypu employ him, don’t...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Woe be to him that reads but one book.
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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to...
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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely re-arranging their...
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The truest mark of being born with great qualities, is being born without envy.
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The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.