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Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
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It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a...
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Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and...
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Don’t gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it...
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My life is one long curve, full of turning points.
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Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant if we...
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A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...