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A mirror reflects a man’s face, but what he is really like is shown...
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‘A merry Christmas, uncle God save you’ cried a cheerful voice. ‘Bah’ said Scrooge....
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Never lose hope.
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Happiness is like manna; it is to be gathered in grains, and enjoyed every...
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Advice is least heeded when most needed.
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All government — indeed, every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue and every prudent...
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...