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It has always seemed to me extreme presumptuousness on the part of those who...
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Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay...
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To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the...
Quote #18715
The experience of this sweet life. L’esperienza de questa dolce vita.
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In science, ‘fact’ can only mean ‘confirmed to such a degree that it would...
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Not to feel one’s misfortunes is not human, not to bear them in not...
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I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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If you would live healthy, be old early.