Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #4881
Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.
Quote #10110
I could be whatever I wanted to be if I trusted that music, that...
Quote #32306
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote #21855
A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that...
Quote #32539
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people...
Quote #22210
Ricky Max, ah, one more thing, ah … who am I dropping this off...
Quote #10719
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader...
Quote #3068
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
Quote #20678
Nature is the glass reflecting God, as by the sea reflected is the sun,...