Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #11336
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #30528
The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of...
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #1411
A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make...
Quote #5891
A youth is to be regarded with respect. How do you know that his...
Quote #19474
A good excercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Quote #29303
The purpose of all higher education is to make men aware of what was...
Quote #24554
The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend.
Quote #31372
No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.