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Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is...
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Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
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If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...
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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
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Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
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The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
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I want to do something different, really different, and if it alienates people that?s...
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Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
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Sometimes the biggest risk you can take is not taking a risk.
Quote #6800
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.