Quote #10276
You are the most beautiful girl that has ever lived, and it is worth...
Quote #14521
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #17917
There is so much good in the worst of us, an so much bad...
Quote #29622
The average person thinks he isn’t.
Quote #16914
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will...
Quote #23126
No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #17108
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Quote #4833
Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.