Quote #33755
I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #1995
As repressed sadists are supposed to become policemen or butchers so those with irrational...
Quote #12475
So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either...
Quote #29844
Ignorance, apathy, and lethargy cause the most problems in our world. People don’t know...
Quote #5623
Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not...
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I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant...
Quote #23944
Nature provides exceptions to every rule.
Quote #20112
Words which do not give the light of Christ increase the darkness.
Quote #26519
I’ve learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what...