Quote #12748
God gives to every man virtue, temper, and understanding.
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A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.
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Hunger makes thief of any man.
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Blessed is he who has learned To admire but not envy, To follow but...
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In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older...
Quote #21826
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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A formula for answering controversial letters — without even reading the letters Dear Sir...
Quote #11631
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must...