Quote #10076
I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.
Quote #5723
If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just...
Quote #1745
In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
Quote #26618
The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear...
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #15701
I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself...
Quote #23292
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #3420
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Quote #28421
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...