Quote #14670
To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.
Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Quote #20674
Man’s main task is to give birth to himself.
Quote #18140
Mosaic is the 1990′s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your...
Quote #16046
Behold, my son, with what little wisdom the world is ruled.
Quote #3338
O why was I born with a different face? Why was I not born...
Quote #34088
Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom...
Quote #19144
BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
Quote #19943
Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with...
Quote #26966
As A general rule, people marry most hapily with their own kind. The trouble...