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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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My father was often angry when I was most like him.
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May your life be like a wildflower, growing freely in the beauty and joy...
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There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest men,...
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The best love affairs are those we never had.
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If you do nothing unexpected, nothing unexpected happens.
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Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
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Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals … with their...