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You may search my time-worn face, You’ll find a merry eye that twinkles I...
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The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
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Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
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Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
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That family glaze of common references, jokes, events, calamities-that sense of a family being...
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Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
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A person has three choices in life. You can swim against the tide and...
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A closed mouth catches no flies.
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Tact is, after all, a kind of mind reading.
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Quite frankly Ted, the very mention of the word ‘Republican’ seems to have negative...