Quote #24838
Certainly it is a world of scarcity. But the scarcity is not confined to...
Quote #26257
Our children are not going to be just our children-they are going to be...
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #32505
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #19284
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
Quote #13207
Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #5485
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.
Quote #11172
A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so.
Quote #24386
Perhaps nobody ever accomplishes all that he feels lies in him to do but...