Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
Quote #28685
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #29937
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is...
Quote #5881
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors...
Quote #20725
Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one’s...
Quote #24385
It is one of those beautiful compensations of this life that no one can...
Quote #3839
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...
Quote #31141
Luck is the residue of design.
Quote #13316
Only the insane is absolutely certain.