Quote #20363
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Quote #21971
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
Quote #15362
Poetry cannot be translated; and, therefore, it is the poets that preserve the languages;...
Quote #24308
Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
Quote #16584
All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
Quote #29584
Life is a culmination of the past, an awareness of the present, an indication...
Quote #18448
If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain...
Quote #7912
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
Quote #15438
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...