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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but...
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
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We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are...
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Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.
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We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wired...
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There is no pleasure in having nothing to do the fun is in having...
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest...
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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
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You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will convey...