Quote #21025
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
Quote #21078
Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted the...
Quote #19832
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the...
Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #2183
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
Quote #27357
People are always ready to admit a man’s ability after he gets there.
Quote #18568
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
Quote #33025
Garner up pleasant thoughts in your mind, for pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives.
Quote #21136
If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different...
Quote #9454
I have spent most of my time worrying about thigs that have never happened.