Quote #34441
Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #16412
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #6075
Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.
Quote #32067
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Quote #15858
Nothing shocks me more in the men of religion and their flocks than their...
Quote #11902
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Quote #32500
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...
Quote #15715
The imbecility of men is always inviting the impudence of power.
Quote #34759
I used to think of all the billions of people in the world, and...