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I take a simple view of life keep your eyes open and get on...
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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #2019
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
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Think little goals and expect little achievements. Think big goals and win big success.
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Stranger in a strange country.
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Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never...
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Nobody wants justice.
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Justice is incidental to law and order.
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If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember...