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Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
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The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
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God creates men, but they choose each other.
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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
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He used to say that it was better to have one friend of great...
Quote #8955
I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Quote #18970
Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadfull, for thou...