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Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
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If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
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Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
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I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
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Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
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My words fly up, my thoughts remain below Words without thoughts never to heaven...
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You can never learn less, you can only learn more.
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I won’t have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble...
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Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child’s eyes, is...
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What you have in your mind, your talents, your native abilities, no one can...