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My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
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Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
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Parents are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don’t fulfill...
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Whoever acquires knowledge but does not practice it is as one who ploughs but...
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The net of the sleeper catches fish.
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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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Prayer opens the heart to God, and it is the means by which the...