Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #32486
Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
Quote #33551
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of...
Quote #6249
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Quote #13736
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
Quote #2189
A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
Quote #31194
The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well.
Quote #15701
I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself...
Quote #17751
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but...