Quote #13342
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Quote #24611
Time spent in the advertising business seems to create a permanent deformity like the...
Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #5154
When you learn, teach. When you get, give.
Quote #32453
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #18738
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your...
Quote #23895
My life has been one great big joke A dance that’s walked A song...
Quote #3799
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
Quote #4678
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,And he who...
Quote #6134
I am a human being, so nothing human is strange to me.