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If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
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Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
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When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters – one...
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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life...
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Stupidity consists in wanting to reach conclusions. We are a thread, and we want...
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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When all is summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; his...