Quote #8837
The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #13241
Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astair did, but she did it backwards and in...
Quote #17399
One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
Quote #17829
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or...
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #32051
Fortune helps the brave.
Quote #8997
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
Quote #33268
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,….sleep...
Quote #33677
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.