Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #22944
All the best stories are but one story in reality–the story of escape. It...
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #10851
No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and...
Quote #9702
The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...
Quote #431
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
Quote #1034
To thine own self be true -; And it must follow as the night...
Quote #2575
We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is...
Quote #7362
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
Quote #25618
Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well...