Quote #34046
One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
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Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days,...
Quote #567
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #33935
The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his...
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There was never a great man who had not a great mother
Quote #13605
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and...
Quote #1979
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Quote #30100
I speak the truth not so much as I would, but as much as...
Quote #18478
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying...